Peace Out

I am basking in the zen from the first three steps toward becoming a hippy.

1) I renounced all my worldly possessions. Then I reneged and just put all the junk my boys never use on the porch and called the charitable donations to come pick it up so I would get a tax break for my good intent. I did however include my unused ironing board because I'm pretty sure wrinkles are natural.

2) I painted an abstract picture of a fox. You may call it a raccoon. But to me it is a fox. Then I felt almost guilty about washing the oil based paint brushes drain. So I shot some clay pigeons instead of tasty small creatures to enhance my karma.

3) I enrolled in folk school and am taking the boys with.

4) Then I called the realtor.

" Screw you guys, I'm going Hippy."